Why does your mouth smell like perfume and other things WE DONT WANT TO KNOW….
What is that sticky blue gunk on the carpet?
Why is MY reading book in your book bag, Sam?
What is that white stuff on the walls?
WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH? (Say this 50 million times a day to toddlers)
Why are you still awake at 3 A.M.? YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING.
What is the wet stuff on your pants? Is it pee or water (always smell it to be sure)
Which kid pooped?? (Also smell them to be sure)
Who did you learn (Insert innaproriate topic here) from?
What are you wearing? (As Sam who is 8 is wearing her little sisters clothes)
What was that that broke?!
What did you touch that was sticky?
Is this brown stuff chocolate or poop?
Why are you two fighting over a toy?
Why are you still hungry when I JUST MADE DINNER?
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 7 AM ON THE WEEKEND?
Where did you learn to use electronics better than me?
Who taught you how to use my debit card?
WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP?
Kids, where did you put my shoes? (Assuming they hid them) Where did you put my car keys?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN? Do you think the answer will change?